De gamle er eldst

I am 83 years old. I was at the McDonald's drive through this morning.

The young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing some ugly things because I was taking too long to place my order.

Wisdom

• Murphys Law
  The more you fear something, the more it will happen.
  
  
• Kidlin's Law
  If you can write the problem clearly, then the matter is half solved.
  
  
• Gilbert's Law
  The biggest problem at work, is that no one tells you what to do.
  
  
• Walson's Law
  If you put information and intelligence first at all time, then the money keep comin in.
  
  
• Falkland's Law
  When you don't have to make a decisions, then don't make a decision.